Friday, May 31, 2013

Tentacles & blood. It always ends in tentacles & blood.

Been nearly two years since I last posted? Inconceivable! I'm back, at the request of a girl over on One of our mods (Glee Norto, into Cthulu & all things be-tentacled) was trying to reference old school rap & menstruation @ the same time. Yes, I know it's a knitting website. We're a little special. Any route, I mentioned that I'd thought it was about old school rap, myself & she confirmed my thinking. I was struck, gobsmacked with a vision. Here's what happened.

Kotex check, 1-2, 1-2
Yo, yo; listen up, Diva cup
I'm Glee Norto
Come check my flow
Got a bunch of tentacles
A multitude, identical

Let them caress you
Impress you
While I test you
And your ears' capability
To thrill to me
I gots a gory tale, you see

It's about that time
To bust a rhyme
About my redheaded friend
Every month, yo
My cunt's flow
Goes right around the bend

We don't need no stinkin' babies
So I go mad like rabies
Cuz my uterine lining
Done come out
Gone walkabout

Gimme the chocolate
Reach deep into you wallet
Run get that Midol, fleet
Or I'll bring about your downfall, tout suite

Nod & smile when I be ranty
Cuz there's a battle in my panties
Ain't nobody gonna win
Enjoy the fun, son
Cuz next month,
We gonna do this shit again